If you came here expecting to find that Aussie bloke who caused a fuss with his picture of a disabled spider, then you’ve come to the wrong place – because, he is not me. If you get my meaning. But should you bump into him, you might mention that I’m a bit peeved at him for pinching my name.
Now, as you’re here anyway, why not stick around for a while. If you like intelligent writing with a quirky sense of humour, you might enjoy reading my work.